La Cucaracha
Round Mini Crossbody Bag
“You don’t need to bring anything.”
Why carry your whole life around?
What are you, a bellboy?
La Cucarachas are designed for people who believe:
This round mini crossbody is perfect for carrying:
And DASSIT!
Product Details
La Cucaracha
Small bag. Huge confidence.
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Material: Premium artificial leather(PU)
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Colors: Black / White / Brown
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Size: 12cm wide × 6cm deep
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Closure: Zipper compartment
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Wear it your way:
This thing is so small it can basically only fit your secrets.
And DASSIT!
Fashion Statement
“My bag is little and my ass is fat.” — satisfied customer probably
The only thing better than the fashion is the prices.
Collection Pricing
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La Cucaracha — $1,000 (not really $49.95 for you sweetie)
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The Ratatouille (Super Tiny) — $14,999 (coming soon)
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Tiny Ass Hiking Backpack — $25,650 + tax (coming soon)
And DASSIT!
Warranty Policy
Even tiny bags deserve huge support.
3-Month Warranty Includes:
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Broken straps
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Loose stitching
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Zipper issues
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Manufacturing defects
Because sometimes life comes at you fast. La Cucaracha come at you tiny.
Exchanges & Returns
Within 7 days of receiving your order:
One exchange per order.
And DASSIT!
IMPORTANT
Please record an unboxing video when opening your package so we can help you quickly if anything goes wrong.
The video should:
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clearly show the package before opening
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be unedited
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include the order information
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capture the full unboxing process
Basically… don’t Hollywood it.
Final Message
Leave your house at home and come on down to TinyAsBag.com.
Tiny bag. Big energy.
And that’s all.
I mean— DASSIT!
