{"product_id":"la-cucaracha-brown","title":"La Cucaracha Brown","description":"\u003ch2\u003eLa Cucaracha\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eRound Mini Crossbody Bag\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“You don’t need to bring anything.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy carry your whole life around?\u003cbr\u003eWhat are you, a bellboy?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLa Cucarachas are designed for people who believe:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ethere will be stuff there,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003epockets are a myth,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eand your bag should be smaller than your problems.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis round mini crossbody is perfect for carrying:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ekeys\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ecards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003elip balm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eemotional baggage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ea scientifically reasonable amount of mystery\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd DASSIT!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLa Cucaracha\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall bag. 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