La Cucaracha Black
La Cucaracha Black
La Cucaracha
Round Mini Crossbody Bag
“You don’t need to bring anything.”
Why carry your whole life around?
What are you, a bellboy?
La Cucarachas are designed for people who believe:
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there will be stuff there,
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pockets are a myth,
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and your bag should be smaller than your problems.
This round mini crossbody is perfect for carrying:
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keys
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cards
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lip balm
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emotional baggage
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a scientifically reasonable amount of mystery
And DASSIT!
Product Details
La Cucaracha
Small bag. Huge confidence.
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Material: Premium artificial leather(PU)
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Colors: Black / White / Brown
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Size: 12cm wide × 6cm deep
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Closure: Zipper compartment
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Wear it your way:
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Crossbody
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Belt loop attachment
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Backpack accessory
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Tiny decoration for your already tiny luggage
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This thing is so small it can basically only fit your secrets.
And DASSIT!
Fashion Statement
“My bag is little and my ass is fat.” — satisfied customer probably
The only thing better than the fashion is the prices.
Collection Pricing
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La Cucaracha — $1,000 (not really $49.95 for you sweetie)
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The Ratatouille (Super Tiny) — $14,999 (coming soon)
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Tiny Ass Hiking Backpack — $25,650 + tax (coming soon)
And DASSIT!
Warranty Policy
Even tiny bags deserve huge support.
3-Month Warranty Includes:
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Broken straps
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Loose stitching
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Zipper issues
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Manufacturing defects
Because sometimes life comes at you fast. La Cucaracha come at you tiny.
Exchanges & Returns
Within 7 days of receiving your order:
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item must be unused
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original packaging intact
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tags attached
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no weird stuff
One exchange per order.
And DASSIT!
IMPORTANT
Please record an unboxing video when opening your package so we can help you quickly if anything goes wrong.
The video should:
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clearly show the package before opening
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be unedited
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include the order information
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capture the full unboxing process
Basically… don’t Hollywood it.
Final Message
Leave your house at home and come on down to TinyAsBag.com.
Tiny bag. Big energy.
And that’s all.
I mean— DASSIT!